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The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Dec 24, 2024

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3 min read

The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Fingers' 5th-annual collection of dumb booze-related presents for highly specific people you kinda hate!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Dec 22, 2024

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2 min read

Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Plus: Having fucked around, Woodford Reserve must now find out!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Dec 18, 2024

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10 min read

Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Plus: Bud Light’s Gamergate gauntlet, explained!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The cutting edge of tater deterrence
LockSimple

Dec 15, 2024

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10 min read

The cutting edge of tater deterrence

Plus: The grocery girls are fightinggggg!

Kroger had a bad day in court(s)
LockSimple

Dec 11, 2024

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11 min read

Kroger had a bad day in court(s)

Plus: Reviewing 'The Poisoner’s Handbook'!

[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!
LockSimple

Dec 8, 2024

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9 min read

[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!

Plus: Two decades, innumerable legal motions, and a whole-ass law later!

What do you get a guy who already has all the Blanton's stoppers?

Dec 4, 2024

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5 min read

What do you get a guy who already has all the Blanton's stoppers?

Plus: How Four Corners crafted a Big Beer buyback!

One—nay, several—for the road
LockSimple

Nov 27, 2024

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8 min read

One—nay, several—for the road

Plus: One more UFC-MAGA-drinks manosphere connection!

The Fieri/Hagar tequila buddy-cop flick we deserve
LockSimple

Nov 24, 2024

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9 min read

The Fieri/Hagar tequila buddy-cop flick we deserve

Plus: CloudCellar is staying in Chapter 7th Heaven, folks!

"Modern-day snake oil" can blind you just as easily
LockSimple

Nov 20, 2024

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8 min read

"Modern-day snake oil" can blind you just as easily

Plus: How Anheuser-Busch built its biggest brand this century

Billionaire wine tycoons can have a little wage theft, as a treat
LockSimple

Nov 17, 2024

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8 min read

Billionaire wine tycoons can have a little wage theft, as a treat

Plus: It’s all popping off in the international c-store M&A market!

Special Reports

How this dark-horse hard seltzer brand helped reelect Donald Trump

Nov 13, 2024

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10 min read

How this dark-horse hard seltzer brand helped reelect Donald Trump

A Fingers special report on the Happy Dad-UFC-MAGA nexus

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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