Plus: Citation weeded!
The deceptively straightforward Fingers drinking guide to Las Vegas
An user's manual for the deeply subjective, yet fully correct document
Plus: Fingers go on Chapo!
"I think the world is trying to rug BL"
Plus: TikTok girlies are making non-alcoholic borgs now
A handy form letter to explain to your boss why and how the boozeletter helps you do your job better!
It's the first-ever Fingers Right-Wing Thirst-Trap Gold RushTM️!
Conservative rage for Anheuser-Busch is dumb, disorganized... yet still plenty dangerous
Plus: How Big Booze keeps its beak wet
Plus: Maybe Starbucks is just salty it got salted?
