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Thank god Andrew Tate was busy
LockSimple

Oct 26, 2023

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10 min read

Thank god Andrew Tate was busy

Plus: Fingers Regulatory Roulette!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Turns out I'm just too poor
LockSimple

Oct 22, 2023

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11 min read

Turns out I'm just too poor

Plus: Canned cocktails are for kids, boomers want bottles!

sOmE pErSoNaL nEwS

Oct 20, 2023

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6 min read

sOmE pErSoNaL nEwS

Plus: Drive 2 Survive results!

How do we do that without the bourbon?

Oct 18, 2023

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11 min read

How do we do that without the bourbon?

Plus: Nobody tell the taters!

This is feminism, to me
LockSimple

Oct 15, 2023

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9 min read

This is feminism, to me

Plus: Weight-shaming wine bottles is good, actually!

A few (8) good men (doesn't have to be)

Oct 13, 2023

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2 min read

A few (8) good men (doesn't have to be)

Big Tech, meet Big Alcohol
LockSimple

Oct 11, 2023

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10 min read

Big Tech, meet Big Alcohol

Plus: Fingers Regulatory Roulette!

Cool moms and narc dads forever

Oct 10, 2023

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12 min read

Cool moms and narc dads forever

Plus: The seedy, plonky past of the world’s biggest wine company!

Filed to: “Infinite Growth Forever Is Good"
LockSimple

Oct 8, 2023

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9 min read

Filed to: “Infinite Growth Forever Is Good"

Plus: I blame avocado toast!

The political realignment of IPAcore
LockSimple

Oct 5, 2023

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10 min read

The political realignment of IPAcore

Plus: AI-abetted booze marketing is here, and bad!

How a PR pro spun the Anchor story

Oct 3, 2023

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15 min read

How a PR pro spun the Anchor story

This *definitely* wasn’t Sapporo USA’s fault, no siree!

Nobody is drinking distilled animals
LockSimple

Oct 1, 2023

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10 min read

Nobody is drinking distilled animals

Plus: Good luck with the crisis distillation, folks!

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